"Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’"

- Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via katamarang)

ammit420:

horror movie synopsis

  • white family moves into house
  • the house got some shit in it
  • family refuses to acknowledge that they got some shit in they house
  • turns out that shit is some ultrashit
shvnyyy-e:

zwamboobs:

blazepress:

Filming a rainbow when suddenly.

Sick

what the fuck
sexxxpensive:

opixm:

What a fucking bitch omg


Bruhhhhh 😂😂😂

king-emare:

thecherrywinehouse:

Nelly omg

OOOOOOOOOHHHHH

(Source: suckafreesundays)

whatsacanada:

how do we even decide what our favorite colors are, are our brains just like “i like green because yea”

amazelife:

meloetta:

"text me when you get home so i know you’re safe" kinda people are the people i wanna be around

But ppl be forgetting to text us when they get home :(

katara:

this is my favorite tweet of 2014

weloveshortvideos:

The Realist nigga on 16 and pregnant LMAO

itssexualhour:

My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

ayawnah:

validx2:

Neva Eva


I read this in the bible.
westbor0baptistchurch:

I want to remind everyone that this s my greatest halloween costume ever